We're all mad here

Husband is in the habit of calling a few times a day to see how I'm doing (I think he's making sure I haven't sold any of the kids).

Husband - How's your day?

Me - Nath won't do his homework, Gabbie got Gum in her hair, I had to cut it out, David decided it was a good idea and cut his own bangs and the twins have been in a wrestling match going on 2 hours now. My money's on Adie...

Husband - so normal day?

Me- ya.