A heck of a promotion

Gabrielle -  Mommy? I don't want to only spend the holidays at Chateau Montebello this year, I want us to live there all year long!

Me - Ouch...

Gabrielle - We can't?

Me - For our family to live at the Chateau Montebello all year long it would cost about $300,000...

Gabrielle - That's a lot?

Me - Well lets jsut say that Daddy would need a heck of a promotion.

Gabrielle - Oh.

A few hours later Husband comes home from work and is greeted at the Door by Gabbie.

Gabrielle -  Hi Daddy, do you have a heck of a promotion?

Husband- .... ermmm..