Birthday goals of a mother of 5

Husband - what do you want to do for your birthday?

Me- watch Netflix

Husband- ...you want to watch Netflix for your birthday. ...

Me - Ya I want to have dinner with you and the kids then lock myself in our suite with some snacks and a bottle of wine (or 3) and watch 5 continuous hours of guilt free uninterrupted Netflix in my underwear.

Husband- ...so if that's what I do for your birthday you won't think I'm cheap?

Me- heck if you do this  I will worship the ground you walk on and you will most definitely get lucky afterward.

Husband- what if you're passed out from the wine?

Me - ... ...I'll try to pass out right side up.

Husband...Deal!