Burn in hell Web MD

So Ive been feeling extra tired a slightly feverish all day. I googled weakness and fever and the interweb pretty much convinced me I've got 52 minutes to live. NO GOOD EVER COMES OUT OF WEB MD! Someone needs to band my access to these sites for my own good.

Breakfast of Champions!

So I woke up a few minutes after the twins this morning. They apparently made themselves breakfast... Cheese doodles and strawberry quick. It's a nutritious part of a complete breakfast.

A heck of a promotion

Gabrielle -  Mommy? I don't want to only spend the holidays at Chateau Montebello this year, I want us to live there all year long!

Me - Ouch...

Gabrielle - We can't?

Me - For our family to live at the Chateau Montebello all year long it would cost about $300,000...

Gabrielle - That's a lot?

Me - Well lets jsut say that Daddy would need a heck of a promotion.

Gabrielle - Oh.

A few hours later Husband comes home from work and is greeted at the Door by Gabbie.

Gabrielle -  Hi Daddy, do you have a heck of a promotion?

Husband- .... ermmm..

We're all mad here

Husband is in the habit of calling a few times a day to see how I'm doing (I think he's making sure I haven't sold any of the kids).

Husband - How's your day?

Me - Nath won't do his homework, Gabbie got Gum in her hair, I had to cut it out, David decided it was a good idea and cut his own bangs and the twins have been in a wrestling match going on 2 hours now. My money's on Adie...

Husband - so normal day?

Me- ya.