Hey you ever...

Hey, you ever put a pizza in the oven and put it on broil,  and you're like: "I'm not
gonna mess this up . I'm gonna stand right here and make sure it doesn't burn."

And then you see your two year old run by, carrying the the beta fish bowl and you're like "Oh no! Hang on.  I'll save you fishy!" And you do save the fishy cuz let's face it, you're a superhero. But then the phone rings and you pick up and it's the guy from India or Pakistan pretending to be from Microsoft telling you that they've been receiving error messages from your computer and that if you'll just go sit in front of it, he'll show you how to fix it. And you just love it when that dude calls because you've turned it into a game where you try to get him to hang up on you using a different strategy each time. So you tell him that it's fine you'll let him "fix" your computer but before you do, you want to talk to him about Jesus Christ,  our Lord and savior.  And then you go into this whole televangelist routine,  you even put on a Southern drawl,  you know,  for authenticity.  And you tell him that he needs to to let JEAZZUS take the reins.  That we are all SINNARS and that only the LORD in his GEREATA GLORAY can save him and so on and so forth and you don't let him interrupt you. And it takes a good 5 minutes but he does eventually hang up on you.

So you're really pleased with yourself and you figure "I'm gonna call my husband and tell him how I got him to hang up this time, he'll get a kick out of that." And you do and you chat away for a few minutes but then your 5 year old walks in and he's like "Mommy the oven is on fire".