Snow Whale

Hey have you ever looked at a super long snow bank and felt too lazy to walk all the way around it when the door to the business you're trying to get to is like right in front of you? So you look at the snow bank and say to yourself "meh, looks compact enough" and you start climbing the thing and before you know it, both your legs sink completely in and you're standing there with snow up to your crotch like a 36 year old toddler? And you just know that when you try to get your legs out of there your damn boots and socks will stay embedded in the bottom of the snow bank and pretty soon you'll be crawling around the top of the thing, on your stomach, bare feet trying to get your boots out of the God forsaken thing looking like a beached whale in a parka? No? Well you should try it, it's good exercise.