-The older kids had a class on sex and they told me about it, and it's soooo gross and how come you and dad had me when you weren't married and how come you and J had all my brothers s and sisters and only got married after and oh my God it's so grooossss!
Me- ehhhh..... ehhh ok, so I know you think sex is gross right now and that's fine but you won't later, and also the stuff you may see on the net isn't real ( well you won't see it here because your step dad and I watch you all like crazy, you here me like crazy!!!) But still that stuff that you may see some place else isn't real, you see girls are like flowers, delicate flowers and you have to treat them as such but I'm getting ahead of myself. Sex is dangerous, very very dangerous. Ok it's fun and it's ok but it might kill you. Ermmm, no, i mean yes you could catch a deadly disease, or get a girl pregnant! You could die, like seriously die, aids, hepatitis, and so on, not cool man and teenage pregnancy? A baby you have to take care of as a teen instead of playing sports and getting an education and having fun with your friends? Not cool Hun not cool. You have to wear a condom, like always no matter what! But no sex isn't bad and you're not bad for thinking about it, are you? No? Oh good, come talk to me before though, ok? Erm, night.
Nailed it.
Sigh...
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