I remember a time when opening the drawer underneath my oven and finding pee in my muffin tins would have surprised me...
I also remember when finding a fresh pancake under the Christmas tree when I haven't actually made pancakes for months would have made me question my sanity.
Oh and when when I use to think words like "kid stop licking your brother" and "no you may not wear my underwear on your head to school for "red and white day, I don't care if you can't find anything that fits the bill in your drawer" would never leave my lips.
In those days the though that the cause behind my toilet overflowing might be 3 toothbrushes and a troll doll stuck in the plumbing.
Sad , sad new reality....
