Police Officer- Hi Mam you were doing 90 in a 70 zone
Me - Was I? Sorry officer I hadn't noticed the 70 zone.
Police officer - ... erm... what's that?
Me - Hun? Oh! That's my coffee.
Police officer - Isn't that a martini shaker???
Me - Yeah, I couldn't find my travel mug and it was the only this with a lid in the cupboard.
Police Officer - mind if I smell that?
Me- knock yourself out ( hands it over)
Police officer- (confirms presence of coffee and absence of martini and starts chuckling) have a nice day mam!
Me - No ticket?
Police officer - not today, dive safe!
So in conclusion. YAY MARTINI SHAKER!
